New prison in UK イギリスの刑務所情報

From Pauline, its a new prison in UK. No wonder why ppl want to get in trouble in UK. LOL
ポーリーンからのジャンクメールより、　イギリスの刑務所、新しいやつみたい。
なんてきれいなンや、、、ここならおれも入り たいかも！笑　でも掘られるのはいややしなー笑
今回は日本語訳なしで、、がんばって英語読んでみまショー

It's a new Prison in UK !

Prison　vs　Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON	@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ PRISON	you spend the majority of your time In an 6X6 cubicle /office @ WORK
You get three meals a day fully paid for 　　　　　@ PRISON	you get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it @ WORK
You get time off for good behavior	you get more work for Goodbehavior
@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ PRISON	@ WORK You must often carry a security card And open all the doors for yourself @ WORK
You can watch TV and play games @ PRISON	you could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ WORK
You get your own toilet @ PRISON	you have to share the toilet with Some people who pee on the seat @ WORK
They allow your family and friends to visit @ PRISON	you aren't even supposed to speak To your family @ WORK
ll expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ PRISON	you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to paytheprisoners @ WORK
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out	you spend most of your time wanting To get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens	@ WORK They are called managers

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.